[Robert DeLong]

I call for Jack Morrissey to be given a lobotomy, a sex change, and just for good measure remove the end of his colon requiring a lifelong colostomy bag.

Actually I don't, but perhaps he should try thinking before opening his stupid pie hole.

[Bratch]

Nah, just make him spend a night alone in an isolated cabin with Ed Buck.

[jdsteel]

...remove the end of his colon...

My guess that part would be his worst nightmare.