[KosmicKitty]

I hope she remembered to feed her dozen cats before she left for the march.

[BookmanTheJanitor]

That thing’s only superpower is to get into movies at a lower price.

[cuban leaf]

My superpower? I”m male. Now, go make me a sandwich and get me a beer.

[CodeToad]

Only little liberal chicks need to constantly give themselves pep talks and spew motivational Cliché.

[NFHale]

“I’m a Girl”

A girl???

No, lady, you aren’t. You’re a bitter old shrew who can’t get laid.

Pretty much period...