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Posted on 01/18/2019 2:49:28 AM PST by SMGFan
Perdue recalled over 68,000 pounds of organic chicken nuggets on Thursday over fears that they may contain wood, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture. Ready-to-eat Simplysmart Organics Gluten Free Chicken Nuggets that were shipped nationwide with a best by date of "10/25/19” and a UPC bar code of 72745-80656 were recalled, the department said in a release. Pictures of the possibly affected products can be seen here.
The problem was discovered after the department’s Food Safety and Inspection Service (FSIS) received three complaints that wood was found in the nuggets, officials said.
The department said that there were no reports of “adverse reactions” from anyone who has eaten the chicken and that anyone who was concerned about a “injury or illness” should call their doctor.
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Chicken , now with fiber.
> with a best by date of “10/25/19”
So that’s how they last so long. They’re made of wood.
But you will not get sick if you eat them , Knock on wood.
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“Nuggets? Sorry, I thought you ordered our chicken knotholes. Have you tried our woody woodpecker?”
But they are organic.
Illegals?
Cross contamination . Processed in a facility with the same wood chipper.
Aaaah I see...combo chicken/wood chipper!
That explains why my chicken salad
tastes best with a splash of turpentine.
I don’t see the problem, wood is organic, isn’t it?
Besides, when the lefties make us Venezuela, we’d already be used to eating alternative foods.
So really, eating this stuff is a win win.
Big deal. There’s plenty of wood in “fiber-enriched” bread. Try finding any “multi-grain” bread that isn’t made out of wood.
And ester of wood rosin in fruit flavored sodas
https://www.wisegeek.com/why-do-many-beverages-include-wood-rosin.htm#didyouknowout
It is collected from the stumps of long-leaf pine trees, then mixed with other ingredients to form a thickening agent called ester gum.
How much wood would a chicken nugget tuck if a chicken nugget would tuck wood?
Just remarket the bags as “Fiber enriched organic gluten free chicken nuggets”.
So organic,besides the chicken droppings we added chips of wood..
eeeeHA!
North Koreans make a mighty fine bark soup.
I keep telling Aunt Ester to put her dentures back in.
and gluten free
“So that’s how they last so long. They’re made of wood.”
Well, after all...it’s probably treated lumber.
I bet they’re termite resistant also...
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