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Never smile at a crocodile
No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile
Don't be taken in by his welcome grin
He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin

Never smile at a crocodile
Never tip your hat and stop to talk awhile
Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day

Clear the aisle but never smile at Mister Crocodile
You may very well be well bred
Lots of etiquette in your head
But there's always some special case, time or place To forget etiquette

1 posted on 01/17/2019 8:18:50 AM PST by Eddie01
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To: Eddie01

Indonesia is full of dangerous reptiles.


2 posted on 01/17/2019 8:20:14 AM PST by dinodino
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“”These parts may still be inside the crocodile now,” he added.”

May?


4 posted on 01/17/2019 8:25:44 AM PST by TexasGator (Z1z)
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7 posted on 01/17/2019 8:36:56 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Crocodiles....our friendly neighbors in the swamp.


8 posted on 01/17/2019 8:39:15 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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Whoever came up with the idea of having a huge croc as a pet is seriously deluded.


10 posted on 01/17/2019 8:43:33 AM PST by LibWhacker
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Two words I never thought I’d see in same sentence: “Pet Crocodile.”


11 posted on 01/17/2019 8:44:52 AM PST by nuke_road_warrior (Making the world safe for nuclear power for over 20 years)
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"The 44-year old's badly mauled body crocodile turd was found by colleagues the following morning,"
12 posted on 01/17/2019 8:47:07 AM PST by bk1000 (I stand with Trump)
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