[Impy]

"Hi everyone, Belly Button Chick here. I'm contractually obligated to put in an apparence. I swear, I work harder than Vanna White. Ok, bye!"

Do forgive her, she's busy binge-watching all the Sharknado movies. Joining me today will be all 4 of our Championship Game head coaches. First up, Bill Belichick. Hi Bill.

"At lot of you people counted us out this year. That was a mistake."

Yeah our bad, we're idiots. So anyway.....

You don't know the POWER of the Dark Side. But you will. I have to go now, my Uber will be here soon. Last time they didn't see me and they circled the block and charged me for it.

That was..weird. Big Chief Andy Reid is up next. Andy, welcome back. How are you?

Hungry........for a win I mean, hungry for a win. BTW your assistant said there would be coffee and snacks....

"Fat jokes, really? That's all you have for Andy Reid!? Boycott!!!"

I know, I suck. Let's move on to Saints Coach Sean Peyton.

"It's Payton with an 'a', you jackass!"

It is? Sorry I had no idea.

"I'd put a bounty on you but that would get me in trouble."

"Ha everyone gives me crap but no one even remembers bounygate!"

I know, I forgot all about it till I googled it just now looking for material for this skit! It's really unfair to you. Say, I thought you were leaving.

"I need to use your bathroom first."

Oh okay, it's over there. Leave the toilet seat up please.

"Down, leave it down!!".

"Don't leave it down, got it."

And finally we have Rams Head Coach Sean McVey. Hello Sean.

"Pleased to make your acquaintance, Imp."

Pittsburgh Stoolers Coach Omar Epps! Didn't you try this stunt last year? You didn't even make the playoffs this time!

Darn it! I thought you wouldn't notice the difference cause Sean McVey is Black and we all look alike to those of you of the Caucaucian persuasion.

He's not Black!

No? Hell I don't really know what any of those NFC guys look like. Can we do the interview anyway? I'm already bored with golfing.

No, can we get the real Sean McVey please. Sean are you there?

"I'm here, hello Imp. You spelled by name wrong, it's 'McVay'.

Sorry about that. Hey you look a little young to be coaching an NFL team. Do your parents know you're doing this?

"My mom signed the permission slip, I swear!"

Ok. So whats your favorite part about being an NFL coach?

"The cheerleaders. Plus I don't have to go to school, at least not until stupid February!"

Well that's just swell, thanks everyone, goodni-

"Hey wait, you promised me a spot in your skit!"

Oh, right Hi there Curly Sue....I don't really have any material for you. You're a Colts fan? They lost pretty badly.

"Yup, but in my heart I'm a highly promiscuous bandwagoner! Hey, what's that smell?"

"Somethings wrong with your toilet their Imp, anyway see ya."

"Hey, wait a minute! Eww! Janet, get the plunger and take care of that please."

"Hi there. No. You do it."

[Enterprise]

I would gladly binge watch Sharknado with BBG. Or anything else she wanted to binge watch.

[Ronald_Magnus]

Just a side note, it’s going to be sunny on Sunday in KC but with only a high of 16 degrees. The boys in Vegas opened the Over/Under at 58 and the betting public hammered the Under thinking there was going to be a snowstorm. It’s now at 55. My point is, I don’t think the cold will affect scoring and would hammer the Over if I had a chance.

[real saxophonist]

Clever as ever. Still don't give a crap about the NFL, but Belly Button Chick can maybe help me with some of my toxic masculinity.

Somewhat series: Before the Broncos built Dove Valley, they had training camp at the University of Northern Colorado. I delivered pizzas to them.

The parking lot was full of Cadillac Escalades. Nothing else. Just Cadillac Escalades. How did they know whose was whose?

[OttawaFreeper]

Championship droughts in this NFL final four are:
1969-Kansas City Chiefs-Super Bowl IV champions, would make the longest space between Super Bowl wins (surpassing Baltimore/Indianapolis Colts) if they ultimately take the Super Bowl this year.
1999-St. Louis/Los Angeles Rams-would be first Super Bowl in franchise’s Los Angeles history.
2009-New Orleans Saints-would be franchise’s second Super Bowl win if they go all of the way for a win.
2016-New England Patriots-Would be franchise’s sixth Super Bowl championship.

[Oldeconomybuyer]

Chiefs / Rams.

Gare Ron Teed.

[BluH2o]

Home field advantage reigns ... Saints & KC take the win.

[big'ol_freeper]

[big'ol_freeper]

Gronk fixed your toilet...or something

[Bender2]

My old Dallas Texans and the Ain’ts will win!

[campaignPete R-CT]

Yer ping got remove. .... Centurion

[38special]

I’m going with Brady and Brees the experienced elders to lead their teams to victory. Patriots and Saints in the Super Bowl.

[Liberty Valance]

No Texas teams left in this hunt but at least it's Meat Friday ;o)~

1) I'm going with The KC Chiefs over the Pats

2) The Saints over the Rams

Suck It Back Row!

[RedMonqey]

Dallas Cowboys over... Oh Crap!

"
Chiefs over Pats.

Rams over Saints.

[Rummyfan]

Conference championship weekend! We are down to three games left in the season. So here we go.

Saints - Rams. While the Rams looked great last week I am still not sold on them. The difference being Drew Brees vis a vis Jared Goff. I'm taking the older more experienced Brees ... and Sean Payton ... versus flavor-of-the-month Sean McVay. Plus it's a great advantage to New Orleans to have this game in The Dome. Saints.

Patriots - Chiefs. I simply cannot pick against Belichick and Brady ... Yes they are on the road and have not performed well in such situations in the past. And yes Mahomes and the Chiefs have all the weapons necessary. But they also have Andy Reid who is experienced in snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. The Killer Bs from Foxboro will come up with the plan to get things done. Patriots.

Good luck to everyone!

[a little elbow grease]

Heh, Belly Button Chick:

After today's second game, you will be drooling all over this guy (going to the Super Bowl).

_________

Brady and his boys are great and are playing well ...... but this young man and his cohorts will prevail.

I'm nearly always right..... /s

[RayChuang88]

I really want to see the Rams versus Chiefs in the Super Bowl in another episode of Tecmo Bowl comes alive.

[BOBWADE]

I am a Kansas City Chiefs fan but I think it will end up being Patriots and the Saints. I honestly hope that I am wrong. It would be great to see Kansas City go to the Superbowl this year.

[Jim W N]

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Oh well, hey the Pats are showing their smarts by mostly running in this matchup.

If you were the Chiefs coach how would you prepare your offensive game plan?

Chiefs 1st in the pass vs Pats 5th against the pass.

Chiefs 3rd best running offense vs. the Pats 27th worst running defense.

Not rocket science.

Obviously the Chiefs should be running the ball most of the time. IMO, THAT is why they are behind right now. That and the fact the Pats braintrust did their homework and are running mostly against the Chiefs 2nd lousiest run defense in the NFL.

So far, it looks like the Chiefs brain-trust didn't pay attention to which offense game plan would reap the most benefit against the Pat's lousy 27th pass defense.

[Geronimo]

The Greatest of All Time...

now kiss my ass...😆👍

[Liberty Valance]

War ~ Cisco Kid