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Woman banned from Walmart after riding cart while drinking wine from Pringles can, police say
wsbtv.com ^ | Jan 12, 2019 | Jared Leone, Cox Media Group National Content Desk

Posted on 01/13/2019 8:44:19 AM PST by rdl6989

WICHITA FALLS, Texas - Police were called to a Texas Walmart after a woman was reportedly drinking wine from a Pringles can and riding an electric cart in the parking lot.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: notflorida; peopleofwalmart; pringles; walmartians; wichitafallstx
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To: Drew68

Well, it’s hard for poor fat people to use their free Obamaphone while they are walking, but riding the cart means they can keep moving while doing whatever it is they do with those phones.


41 posted on 01/13/2019 10:28:19 AM PST by Bernard (We will stop calling you fake news when you stop being fake news.)
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To: rdl6989

How gauche’


42 posted on 01/13/2019 11:08:12 AM PST by GreyFriar (Spearhead - 3rd Armored Division 75-78 & 83-87)
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To: AppyPappy

lol


43 posted on 01/13/2019 11:49:24 AM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: Larry Lucido

Tryptophan!


44 posted on 01/13/2019 11:50:07 AM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: rdl6989

Cheap date..:)


45 posted on 01/13/2019 11:52:05 AM PST by Leep (Leftist are neither liberal or democratic. Neither are they pro American.)
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To: stylecouncilor

It has a full body with potato after notes.


46 posted on 01/13/2019 11:55:01 AM PST by Leep (Leftist are neither liberal or democratic. Neither are they pro American.)
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To: xrmusn

One woman said she was glad for the $ store as she didn’t have to get all dressed up like when going to Walmart.

Priceless!


47 posted on 01/13/2019 12:12:29 PM PST by rdl6989
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To: rdl6989

My younger sister told me yesterday that our middle sister was given a ticket more then 20 years ago for drinking while mowing the lawn on the riding lawnmower. A neighbor several doors down was a police officer and noticed her. He must have needed to fill out his quota.


48 posted on 01/13/2019 2:04:04 PM PST by minnesota_bound
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To: minnesota_bound

Look up “George Jones lawn mower drunk”.


49 posted on 01/13/2019 2:17:43 PM PST by rdl6989
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To: rdl6989

I bet half of walmart customers are worried this too, could happen to them.


50 posted on 01/13/2019 3:03:41 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: rdl6989

Pringles with wine?

What, they were out of cheetos?


51 posted on 01/13/2019 3:04:15 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: rdl6989

You should see the **** they do in Lubbock!


52 posted on 01/13/2019 5:25:42 PM PST by mylife (The Roar of the masses could be farrts)
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To: GreyFriar

Walmart is THE place to dunk yer tamales in Chillable Red.


53 posted on 01/13/2019 5:34:00 PM PST by mylife (The Roar of the masses could be farrts)
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To: rdl6989; 100American; al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; ...

DANG!

54 posted on 01/13/2019 8:11:34 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Ya lyublyu kovfefe!)
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