she got better with age, he didn’t
That’s an upgrade? I’d hate to see the old model.
If that’s the next Mrs. Bezos, then $137 billion doesn’t buy near as much as it used to.
Damn, if I was 1/1,000th as wealthy and decided to cheat on my wife (which I wouldn’t, but this is “if”), then I’d be cheating on her with a 20-something, buxom model with some brains, one of whose talents was the ability to suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch. There are a bunch out there...which proves that Jeff isn’t all that bright.