[John Locke]

A pet mouse costs $7. For $1800 you could buy over 250 pet mice, and they would give your cat far better exercise than a treadmill.

Or perhaps somebody could start selling miniature Democrats?

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

Or perhaps somebody could start selling miniature Democrats?

Cats already makes those automagically in their litter boxes.

Speaking of boxes, this treadmill better come in a spectacular box. Boxes are my cats favorite toys. Treadmills not so much.