Posted on 01/08/2019 9:18:12 AM PST by sodpoodle
Two little old ladies, Gladys & Evelyn, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short one, Gladys, leaned over and said, 'Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show!
''You're on!' said Evelyn, holding up a $10.00 bill.
So Gladys slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes. She grabbed a dried flower from a nearby display and held it between her teeth. Then, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. Finally, the smiling Glayds came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd.
What happened?' asked Evelyn.
'I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement!''
God bless the Golden Years.
I now do that same thing when I see them at a funeral.
Told to me by an old guy I worked with back in the day. Alleged to be true:
In the Model T days, when you got gas, the attendant would often sweep out the car with a whisk broom as a service. An elderly woman pulled in one day, and asked to use the restroom. The attendant, being very hard of hearing, thought she said “whisk broom”. He replied they didn’t have one, but if she’d back it up over there he’d blow it out with the air hose.
Hillarious! Actually DID make LOL!
As a famous Yogi once said,” Always go to
your friends funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”.
Also,” If you don’t know where you’re going, you might
end up someplace else”.
What’s better than your roses on my piano?
Your tulips on my organ...
Old Mrs Drucker decides to surprise Mr Drucker when he gets home by being naked in the living room. He walks in and she says “What do you think if this hot little thing?”. He said “I don’t know. Take it out of that bag”.
LOL
Ouch!
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