[Cold Heart]

The “scurvy diet”. Careful where you post that, some people will take you seriously:)

I will be using in my repertoire

[null and void]

I’ve come to the conclusion that one can lose weight on any sufficiently unbalanced diet.

[ek_hornbeck]

The “scurvy diet”. Careful where you post that, some people will take you seriously:)

And if that's not your thing, there are also the options of the rickets and beriberi diets! What better way to compliment your case of self-inflicted ketosis?

[bravo whiskey]

If folks believe “the scurvy diet”, they may also believe “the siege of Leningrad diet.”