Posted on 12/27/2018 11:29:42 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia
We can summarize 2018 in two words:
It boofed.
Were not 100 percent sure what boofing is, despite the fact that this very issue was discussed in a hearing of the United States Senate Judiciary Committee. All we know for certain about boofing is that it is distasteful and stupid.
In spades.
What made this year so awful? We could list many factors, including natural disasters, man-made atrocities, the utter depravity of our national political discourse and the loss of Aretha Franklin. Instead well cite one event that, while minor, epitomizes 2018: the debut of Dr. Pimple Popper.
This is a cable-TV reality show featuring high-definition slo-mo closeup videos of a California dermatologist performing seriously disgusting procedures on individuals with zits the size of mature cantaloupes. You might ask, Who on Earth would voluntarily watch that? The answer, in 2018, was: MILLIONS OF PEOPLE. That is the state of our culture. We can only imagine what new reality shows lie ahead. We would not rule out Dr. Butt Wiper, or People Blow Their Noses Directly Onto The Camera Lens.
Is there anything good we can say about 2018? Only this: It got us out of 2017. But even that didnt work out as we hoped.
(Excerpt) Read more at miamiherald.com ...
Yes there is something good we can say about the year 2018.
For the entire year, from January 1st to December 31, 2018, Hillary Clinton is not and will not be the President of the United States.
Do I win the internet for the day?
Used to love reading Barry’s coverage of the show “24.”
Ping to read in the AM!
bkmk
Besides PDJT, he pokes fun at Pelosi, Schumer, Democrats, Congress in general, and his favorite target of all --- the MSM and their deranged, obsessive behavior towards Trump.
You should read it. It's an incredibly difficult feat, given the poisoned social climate today, to create a funny piece that's so well balanced that you can't tell which side of the political spectrum he's on.
BTW, here's my all time favorite of his, published in 1986 --- "Martian Death Flu" column
Amen....
IMO all of these guys have become bitter and political.
Because their industry has collapsed.
TV News, your turn is coming.
bump
LOL!!
Hilarious!
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