Colorado woman chases after porch pirate suspect, records confrontation (video - language)

Fox 11 | 12/24/2018 | Staff

[LouieFisk]

“Can we stop calling them cutesy names.”
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Second that.
Same goes for “caravans” - say “foreign invaders”.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

Porch Monkey would be even better . . . they are always stealing stuff, like bananas and stuff.

[LouieFisk]

I hope the thief has been publicly outed and internet-shamed.

[Drew68]

she received a notification from her Ring home surveillance system that someone was at her front door.

Cheap, modern technology is making it hard to be a thug these days.

[laplata]

[“Thou shalt not steal”
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Kind of simple and means nothing to so many.]

A little boy saw God and asked Him “Lord, why is there so much violence in my school”?

God said “Because they took me out of your school”.

[Teacher317]

Risking her freedom and possibly her health or life... for a crockpot lid.

A CROCKPOT LID!!

[laplata]

I’d bet she was on meth. They have no regard for anything.

[LouieFisk]

Package Thief vs. Glitter Bomb Trap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoxhDk-hwuo

[TheZMan]

Chased? Lead would have been better.

[LouieFisk]

“Risking her freedom and possibly her health or life... for a crockpot lid. “
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Huh? I don’t know anyone who would passively watch and let a girl walk off with their property. Maybe only if the victim were quadriplegic.

[wally_bert]

Those have been thrown away for less.

See some on Live PD.

Anyway, slap on the wrist and maybe show for court.

[OrangeHoof]

At least a couple of fat asses got some exercise.

And don’t knock crockpot lids. If the previous lid broke, a replacement lid is a thoughtful gift - particularly if you were the one who broke the lid in the first place.

[null and void]

Risking her freedom and possibly her health or life... for a crockpot lid.

For a package that could contain, what? Jewelry? A laptop? An iPhone? Or?...

[boycott]

Sad to think of future generations. It will be a different world from the one we knew. That is unless the Lord returns before then.

[oldasrocks]

In some countries they would cut off her hands.

[Calvin Locke]

Hey! My mom would appreciate a new crockpot lid handle (knob?).

[Calvin Locke]

She looked like a feminazi/SJW type to me.

[AndyJackson]

Where is she going to fence a crockpot cover?

[Andy'smom]

Nowhere. She didn’t know what was in the package. None of them do.

[laplata]

Yes, very sad. It already is such a different world from what we once knew.