Those “boots” would be fun for a 19/20 year old who was out clubbing and partying but they are an abomination on a 54 year old woman.
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Larry the Cucumber in drag
I see that her lamed-assed book is #1 this week on Amazon, so all that means is that Jeffy Bezos is giving her the same boost that the record companies were giving the Dixie Chicks’ last album to make it go platinum. Amazon is literally giving it away on Kindle with an Audible Book 30-day trial (I wouldn’t download it if they were giving me money) and the hard-cover is dirt cheap. And of course the site is flooded with 5-star reviews of how beautiful and inspiring it is. Get out here, nobody is reading this crap. I’ll sample it some day if I can do it without buying it, I’d bet anybody 100 bucks right now that it’s total garbage. They publisher is flooding bookstores with it because the book counts as “sold” once it goes out to a bookstore whether they sell it or not (and we damn well know most of them go into the recycle bin or become ship ballast or something).
When the last Dixie Chicks album came out, they did the same thing. Just days after release, I took pictures at Target of them filling the $3.99 bargain bins. A lady I know who works there told me that 90% of them never sold and wound up in the dumpster out back. When you’re a liberal, that’s how you roll. Your lame ass can’t get results but it doesn’t matter because you have people high up that rig the game for you.
