Posted on 12/19/2018 3:10:45 AM PST by sodpoodle
Since the Christmas song, “Baby it’s Cold Outside” was pulled from the Christmas playlist because someone was offended, these other holiday songs should also be on the chopping block.
How did our generation ever survive?
1. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus: subjecting minors to softcore porn
2. The Christmas Song: Open fire? Pollution. Folks dressed up like Eskimos? Cultural appropriation
3. Holly Jolly Christmas: Kiss her once for me? Unwanted advances 4. White Christmas? Racist
5. Santa Claus is Coming to Town: Sees you when you’re sleeping? Knows when you’re awake? Peeping Tom stalker
6. Most Wonderful Time of the Year: Everyone telling you be of good cheer? Forced to hide depression
7. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Bullying
8. It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas: Forced gender-specific gifts: dolls for Janice and Jen and boots and pistols (GUNS!) for Barney and Ben
9. Santa Baby: Gold digger, blackmail
10. Frosty the Snowman: Sexist; not a snow woman
11. Do You Hear What I Hear : blatant disregard for the hearing impaired
12. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas: Make the yuletide GAY? Wow, just wow
13 Jingle Bell Rock : Giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet: animal abuse
14. Mistletoe and Holly : Overeating, folks stealing a kiss or two? How did this song ever see the light of day?
15. Winter Wonderland : Parson Brown demanding they get married...forced partnership
16. I'll Be Home For Christmas: Not if you are homeless. That's just Insensitive
17. Grandma got ran over by a reindeer: Homicide. Extremely violent and promotes alcoholism.”
Ridiculous isn’t it
Dang, I got parts for an extra one if I had a way to get it to the VFW.
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