Posted on 12/19/2018 3:10:45 AM PST by sodpoodle
Since the Christmas song, “Baby it’s Cold Outside” was pulled from the Christmas playlist because someone was offended, these other holiday songs should also be on the chopping block.
How did our generation ever survive?
1. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus: subjecting minors to softcore porn
2. The Christmas Song: Open fire? Pollution. Folks dressed up like Eskimos? Cultural appropriation
3. Holly Jolly Christmas: Kiss her once for me? Unwanted advances 4. White Christmas? Racist
5. Santa Claus is Coming to Town: Sees you when you’re sleeping? Knows when you’re awake? Peeping Tom stalker
6. Most Wonderful Time of the Year: Everyone telling you be of good cheer? Forced to hide depression
7. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Bullying
8. It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas: Forced gender-specific gifts: dolls for Janice and Jen and boots and pistols (GUNS!) for Barney and Ben
9. Santa Baby: Gold digger, blackmail
10. Frosty the Snowman: Sexist; not a snow woman
11. Do You Hear What I Hear : blatant disregard for the hearing impaired
12. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas: Make the yuletide GAY? Wow, just wow
13 Jingle Bell Rock : Giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet: animal abuse
14. Mistletoe and Holly : Overeating, folks stealing a kiss or two? How did this song ever see the light of day?
15. Winter Wonderland : Parson Brown demanding they get married...forced partnership
16. I'll Be Home For Christmas: Not if you are homeless. That's just Insensitive
17. Grandma got ran over by a reindeer: Homicide. Extremely violent and promotes alcoholism.”
Ridiculous isn’t it
extra good one;)
For a majorly offbeat look at Christmas there is always the Bob Rivers collection.
Bwaaa Haaa Haa Ha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbPy9zqWGcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3M7IR6jkpc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRW2poUfJ34
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlIs27Z5Hrk
Merry Christmas y’all
Cheerful Regards
alfa6 ;>}
Santa Looks A Lot Like Daddy - daddy really gets around
Merry Christmas to you too sir! God Bless that lovely family of yours :)
I love it! Merry Christmas my friend!
And horses don't have feet.
Thanks a lot for giving them ideas!
As the ACLU, CAIR and others of their ilk spread warm greetings and cheer during this Holiday Season, I think it’s time for some politically INCORRECT Christmas Carols. I’m getting misty-eyed as I compile a list of my favorites while experiencing a warm glow coming over me (I certainly hope it’s not the same kind as Alexander Litvinenko’s). Anyway, let me share a few familiar song titles with you, albeit slightly modified.
1. Infidels, Infidels, it’s jihad time in the city (Silver Bells)
2. Frosty the Imam (Frosty the Snowman), also known as, “Come Fly With Me”
3. Jihadi Tree, O’ Jihadi Tree, there is a Jew behind thee (Christmas Tree)
4. O’ Little Town of Kandahar (O’ Little Town of Bethlehem)
5. Omar, the One-Eyed Mullah (Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer)
6. Deck the Halls With Bombs of Plastique (Deck the Halls)
7. Hark, Harold the Mullah’s Singhing (Hark the Herald Angels)
8. Here Comes Sadr Claus (Here Comes Santa Claus)
9. Away In a Bunker (Away in a Manger)
10. We Wish You a Merry Death Wish (We Wish You a Merry Christmas)
11. No Al Qaeda In Iraq, or Nancy Pelosi’s, I’m Too Sexy For My Shirt (Skin) (all right, it’s not a Christmas Carol – I know)
12. O’ Hillary, O’ Hillary, what happened to Vince Foster? (O Christmas Tree)
13. The Little Bomber Boy (The Little Drummer Boy)
14. I Saw Nancy Kissing Murthra’s Ass (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus)
15. Slay Ride (Sleigh Ride)
16. O’ Come All Ye Muslims, kill all non-believers (O’ Come All Ye Faithful)
17. All I Want For Christmas Is My I.E.D. (All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth)
18. I’ve Got My (Suicide) Vest to Keep Me Warm (I’ve Got My Love to Keep Me Warm)
19. Alcee Got Run Over By Pelosi (Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer)
20. Iraqin’ Around the Sunni Tree (Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree)
21. Violent Night (Silent Night)
22. People We Have Blown Sky High (Angels We have Heard on High)
Can you feel the love here? I’m thinking about releasing a CD, but will it play in Peoria?
Brilliant!! That deserves its own thread.
Merry Christmas Pie Lady!!
This is my new classic for crazy holiday revelry. :)
Melvin?!! LOL
Merry CHRISTmas again mylife! Made my first 3 CHRISTmas pies today. Got coconut cream coming up tomorrow, it’s a grandson’s favorite and he’s coming from Alabama.
Hmmmmm...someone else’s favorite too. Whatcha doin’ CHRISTmas eve?
I am trying to wrangle up a coconut cream pie for dinner at the VFW! LOL
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