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Posted on 12/19/2018 3:10:45 AM PST by sodpoodle

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How do we stop this insanity?
1 posted on 12/19/2018 3:10:45 AM PST by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8qE6WQmNus


2 posted on 12/19/2018 3:12:53 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: sodpoodle
Read the fine print, there aint no sanity clause...


3 posted on 12/19/2018 3:18:47 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife

extra good one;)


4 posted on 12/19/2018 3:47:52 AM PST by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
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To: sodpoodle; mylife; Wneighbor; LUV W

For a majorly offbeat look at Christmas there is always the Bob Rivers collection.

Bwaaa Haaa Haa Ha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbPy9zqWGcU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3M7IR6jkpc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRW2poUfJ34

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlIs27Z5Hrk

Merry Christmas y’all

Cheerful Regards

alfa6 ;>}


5 posted on 12/19/2018 4:03:18 AM PST by alfa6
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To: sodpoodle

Santa Looks A Lot Like Daddy - daddy really gets around


6 posted on 12/19/2018 4:08:10 AM PST by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, Democrats believe every day is April 15th.)
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To: alfa6

Merry Christmas to you too sir! God Bless that lovely family of yours :)


7 posted on 12/19/2018 5:17:42 AM PST by Wneighbor (Weaponize your cell phone! Call your legislators every week.)
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To: mylife

I love it! Merry Christmas my friend!


8 posted on 12/19/2018 5:24:03 AM PST by Wneighbor (Weaponize your cell phone! Call your legislators every week.)
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To: sodpoodle
We've been subjected to this torture at work since the day after Thanksgiving. I've thought the same thing about many of those songs.

And horses don't have feet.

9 posted on 12/19/2018 5:56:08 AM PST by real saxophonist (One side has guns and training. Other side's primary concern is 'gender identity'. Who's gonna win?)
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To: sodpoodle
Robert Earl Keen - Merry Christmas from the Family

John Prine - Christmas in Prison

10 posted on 12/19/2018 6:04:28 AM PST by Hatteras
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To: sodpoodle

Thanks a lot for giving them ideas!


11 posted on 12/19/2018 6:35:44 AM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
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As the ACLU, CAIR and others of their ilk spread warm greetings and cheer during this Holiday Season, I think it’s time for some politically INCORRECT Christmas Carols. I’m getting misty-eyed as I compile a list of my favorites while experiencing a warm glow coming over me (I certainly hope it’s not the same kind as Alexander Litvinenko’s). Anyway, let me share a few familiar song titles with you, albeit slightly modified.

1. Infidels, Infidels, it’s jihad time in the city (Silver Bells)
2. Frosty the Imam (Frosty the Snowman), also known as, “Come Fly With Me”
3. Jihadi Tree, O’ Jihadi Tree, there is a Jew behind thee (Christmas Tree)
4. O’ Little Town of Kandahar (O’ Little Town of Bethlehem)
5. Omar, the One-Eyed Mullah (Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer)
6. Deck the Halls With Bombs of Plastique (Deck the Halls)
7. Hark, Harold the Mullah’s Singhing (Hark the Herald Angels)
8. Here Comes Sadr Claus (Here Comes Santa Claus)
9. Away In a Bunker (Away in a Manger)
10. We Wish You a Merry Death Wish (We Wish You a Merry Christmas)
11. No Al Qaeda In Iraq, or Nancy Pelosi’s, I’m Too Sexy For My Shirt (Skin) (all right, it’s not a Christmas Carol – I know)
12. O’ Hillary, O’ Hillary, what happened to Vince Foster? (O Christmas Tree)
13. The Little Bomber Boy (The Little Drummer Boy)
14. I Saw Nancy Kissing Murthra’s Ass (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus)
15. Slay Ride (Sleigh Ride)
16. O’ Come All Ye Muslims, kill all non-believers (O’ Come All Ye Faithful)
17. All I Want For Christmas Is My I.E.D. (All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth)
18. I’ve Got My (Suicide) Vest to Keep Me Warm (I’ve Got My Love to Keep Me Warm)
19. Alcee Got Run Over By Pelosi (Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer)
20. Iraqin’ Around the Sunni Tree (Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree)
21. Violent Night (Silent Night)
22. People We Have Blown Sky High (Angels We have Heard on High)

Can you feel the love here? I’m thinking about releasing a CD, but will it play in Peoria?


12 posted on 12/19/2018 8:54:43 AM PST by Overwatcher
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To: sodpoodle

My favorite send up from Imus a few years back:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3fgRV5N_qQ


13 posted on 12/19/2018 9:31:37 AM PST by bruin66 (Time: Nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once..)
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To: Overwatcher

Brilliant!! That deserves its own thread.


14 posted on 12/19/2018 10:17:23 AM PST by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
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To: Wneighbor

Merry Christmas Pie Lady!!


15 posted on 12/19/2018 4:21:26 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: sodpoodle

This is my new classic for crazy holiday revelry. :)


16 posted on 12/19/2018 4:24:00 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: alfa6

Melvin?!! LOL


17 posted on 12/19/2018 4:27:17 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: sodpoodle

18 posted on 12/19/2018 4:35:59 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife

Merry CHRISTmas again mylife! Made my first 3 CHRISTmas pies today. Got coconut cream coming up tomorrow, it’s a grandson’s favorite and he’s coming from Alabama.

Hmmmmm...someone else’s favorite too. Whatcha doin’ CHRISTmas eve?


19 posted on 12/19/2018 11:10:42 PM PST by Wneighbor (Weaponize your cell phone! Call your legislators every week.)
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To: Wneighbor

I am trying to wrangle up a coconut cream pie for dinner at the VFW! LOL


20 posted on 12/20/2018 3:23:32 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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