[nuke_road_warrior]

My granddad.
Cop:” No U-Turn.”
Granddad: “Hell yes, I know I turned.”

Cop: “You're going the wrong way, didn't you see the Arrow?”
Granddad: “Arrow hell, I didn't even see the Indians!”

[MV=PY]

Cop: Didn’t you see that one way sign?

Driver: Yessir, I was only going one way.