Snickering Hound
The following is attributed to Lewis Grizzard...
So, Ugga ran out to the middle of the football field during the big Georgia Tech game and sat down right there on the 50-yard line and commenced to lick his private parts. Up in the stands Billy and Jimmy were watching the whole show with their binoculars and Billy says to Jimmy “whooowee! Sure wish I could do that” and Jimmy replied... “That dog would biiite you...”