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To: Darksheare

Yes..

But in keeping with the lunacy maybe I should start a thread with this theme..

The moon is actually put there by the government. It’s a Death Star type weapon and we’ve been at war with the real moon people for thousands of years.

I’m sure we will find some true believers. ;-)


374 posted on 01/02/2019 9:09:43 PM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

“da muun is where da mynde kontrol rayz come from!”
Think they’d buy that one?
Get them to wholeheartedly believe we have thought control rays on the moon from a secret base while simultaneously holding the belief that we “never landed there”?
No money in this, but as an evil Vault-Tec experiment it would be funny to see.


375 posted on 01/02/2019 9:14:56 PM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: NoCmpromiz
The "Death Star" and "Searchlight" conspiracy theories are among the more common. Those and the assertion that they must have carried the rover inside the LM, not the descent stage quad 1 storage bay. Maybe its time to call in the one guy who really knows how to handle these nutcases.


381 posted on 01/03/2019 4:17:16 AM PST by chimera
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To: NoCmpromiz

Speaking of lunacy, and the moon...

We have known for centuries that the moon is made of “green cheese”, but discount it as a child’s fable: Such is the power of The Purloined Letter Principle. It is a cover in plain sight, used by the International Cheese Cartel, that brings immediate ridicule upon anyone who tries to seriously point out the truth.

What is not general knowledge is the fact that ‘green” refers to NEW, unaged, cheese; not to old, moldy cheese!

The moon is the Cheese Cartel’s repository of the excess new cheese that would otherwise drag down the artificially high prices of cheese; and serves as an emergency reserve.

WHERE DO YOU THINK THE GOVERNMENTS OF THE WORLD GET THE CHEESE THEY DISTRIBUTE???

The moon always appears the same size, because the Cartel adds or subtracts cheese, as needed, on the FAR SIDE, where nobody can see the changes as it’s piled up, or excavated for return to the earth.

This has been going on ever since Algorba the Moore accidentally discovered how to construct a cargo carrying flying carpet, while trying to create the Philosopher’s Stone, in 450 AD.

It also explains why nobody could ever find Judge Crater, or Jimmy Hoffa’s body. Rumor has it that Amelia Earhart accidentally stumbled across one of their operations, and was taken there, plane and all.


403 posted on 01/03/2019 10:12:59 PM PST by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!�)
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