[READINABLUESTATE]

HDD + driveway + hammer. It worked for Hillary.

[Songcraft]

Yes, and after she was done with the hammer & sickle, and the bleach bit, and her wobbly foot stomping tantrums, she disposed of it in an environmentally safe, earth-friendly manner.   (Remember that shiny object they discovered on Mars?   You got it - the missing e-mails!)   (The reason they call them e-mails is because they're extraterrestrial now!)

       

[Salvey]

HDD + driveway + hammer

First encase the hard drive in a plastic bag, lest powdery, glassy debris fly all over the place. I learned the hard way.