My neighbor across the street and his adult son, work on a Jeep something every weekend. They are always putting on some new gadget, tires, lift kit, etc. It’s not an old Jeep, but fairly new. Taking off fenders, putting on extenders, all kinds of stuff, but I have never, ever, seen one speck of mud or dirt on the thing! The son drives it on a regular basis and it’s in the driveway every weekend with the hood up and it’s on jack-stands for something or other. Always polishing and waxing the thing, cleaning the glass that isn’t dirty and putting shiny stuff on the tires.
I think they would have a coronary if a bird crapped on it...................