The kid can tell his friends to call him Squire. Of course most will call him Squirt.
If he was in my old neighborhood, we would have called him "Squirrel"....
I can see this kid in the first grade, and most other kids thinking he is saying ‘Square’ and that’s the nickname from that point on.
I think we can understand now why nations like Iceland have a mandatory list of acceptable names and they won’t allow you to invent names like this for your kid.
I do like Squire Parsons’ music. “Sweet Beulah Land” is very pretty.