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But you're going to hit someone in the eye and blind them!

1 posted on 12/06/2018 2:37:46 AM PST by SMGFan
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To: SMGFan

How many pot shops in Severance?


2 posted on 12/06/2018 2:41:45 AM PST by Doogle (( USAF.68-73....8th TFW Ubon Thailand....never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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a nearly century-old ban on snowball fights

That must of been one heII of a snowball fight...

3 posted on 12/06/2018 3:03:57 AM PST by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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Meanwhile, the genocide against vegetables continues unabated. I’ve witnessed bean sprouts being eaten while they were still alive by these PETA types! Monstrous.

Don’t get me started about innocent bacteria.


7 posted on 12/06/2018 3:18:08 AM PST by rightwingcrazy
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“...a nearly century-old ban on snowball fights...”

WUT? Did I re-read that 4x right? I need a coffee refill, quickly.


10 posted on 12/06/2018 3:32:09 AM PST by Carriage Hill (A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
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We built some great forts. The battles were intense.

And then we settled down, drank our hot chocolate and slept like a baby.

Snowball fights were "Mother Approved".

11 posted on 12/06/2018 3:34:26 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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overturn a nearly century-old ban on snowball fights,

Nothing good is going to come of this.......There was a reason that law was in place.

12 posted on 12/06/2018 3:34:38 AM PST by Hot Tabasco
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Dexter’s Lab take on snowballs.

To me, very funny.

https://youtu.be/CI8j3YMBq-4


17 posted on 12/06/2018 3:52:57 AM PST by wally_bert (I will competently make sure the thing is done incompetently.)
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Blood will be flowing in the streets!


20 posted on 12/06/2018 4:39:48 AM PST by Blue Collar Christian (Socialism is for losers.)
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I can tell you the reason for the ban....it is that Cars and trucks were the target of snowballs by hooligans that would throw the balls at cars causing accidents and breaking car windows. It was real problem this was before modern techniques and broken glass was a real danger to the person driving. safety glass was invented 1910 but not used for car windows till 1919 two years after the ban on snowball fights


21 posted on 12/06/2018 5:29:54 AM PST by PCPOET7
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can you dust a snowball for fingerprints?


25 posted on 12/06/2018 5:57:00 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committtee)
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“he already knows who his first target will be — his little brother.”
“...members voted unanimously to lift the ban.”

I wonder if one of the board members said “the little $#!@ has it comin’!”


26 posted on 12/06/2018 5:58:45 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committtee)
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Of course, all the town’s newcomers will have a clear advantage in any fights that occur. The oldtimers won’t have a clue how to pack their ammo, let alone being able to hit their target. And, as usual, the only citizens who have any experience will be lawbreakers. The article didn’t say how the town plans to deal with that. Pretty sure lawyers are already gearing up.


28 posted on 12/06/2018 7:05:42 AM PST by robel
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4GNK2t4ctw


32 posted on 12/06/2018 8:02:33 AM PST by pas
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