Harley Ride Horror.

email from friend | 12/5/2018 | unknown

[stinkerpot65]

A couple were driving through the countryside and had been arguing.

The wife said, “I’m too hot!”. So she took off her coat and threw it out the window.

The husband said, “Are you crazy? Stop that.”

The wife took off her shirt and threw it out the window. The husband yelled, and the arguing continued until the wife had no clothes.

Eventually, the husband was distracted by the site of his wife and ran into a tree. His seat jammed him into the steering wheel and his foot firmly under the dash.

“Run for help!”, exclaimed the husband.

“How can I without any clothes?”

“Here, take my shoe.”

So the wife held the shoe in the most obvious strategic location and ran down the road to a gas station where a dumbfounded mechanic stood outside.

“Help!”, she exclaimed, “my husband is stuck and I can’t get him out.

The mechanic looked at the shoe and said, “Lady, I’m a mechanic, not a surgeon.

[lakecumberlandvet]

Like the biker that wore a tee-shirt that said, on the back, “If You Can Read This, The Bitch Fell Off”. Bikers. What can I say.

[Savage Beast]

As my mentor, the Chairman of the Department of Neuropathology at a major US university, remarked, opening the weekly conference with the examination of the brain of a motorcycle accident victim: "It's highly improbable that someone who rides a motorcycle has a normal central nervous system to begin with..."

[drjimmy]

70 is pretty fast for a deer

[cuban leaf]

I’ve said for many years that deer are to motorcyclists what sharks are to surfers. I used to ride a lot and my number one concern was deer.

[rjsimmon]

I hit a deer on the interstate in 1974 in my Pinto doing about 70..........................

Never knew a deer could run 70mph. I know Pinto's can't...

[Red Badger]

LOL!.......................The Highway Patrol trooper took the deer and put it in his trunk.....................

[ConsCA]

Haha! Thanks for the laugh...

[vetvetdoug]

I was just past the Mississippi River into Missouri on 412 on my bike when I went thru an underpass where there was a large snake crossing the road and there was no way to avoid any part of it. I crossed it mid body that resulted in a bump and watched it in the rear mirror striking at the place where my bike crossed it. It would be hard to explain that I was bitten by a snake with me traveling in excess of 70mph.

[camle]

i have one of those t-shirts. my late wife had one that read “i’m the bitch that fell off”

[ridesthemiles]

Thanks to all of you for the laughs. Cabin bound due to snow today here in N Nevada.

[RandallFlagg]

Bump!