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Posted on 12/05/2018 5:14:32 AM PST by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle
A couple were driving through the countryside and had been arguing.
The wife said, “I’m too hot!”. So she took off her coat and threw it out the window.
The husband said, “Are you crazy? Stop that.”
The wife took off her shirt and threw it out the window. The husband yelled, and the arguing continued until the wife had no clothes.
Eventually, the husband was distracted by the site of his wife and ran into a tree. His seat jammed him into the steering wheel and his foot firmly under the dash.
“Run for help!”, exclaimed the husband.
“How can I without any clothes?”
“Here, take my shoe.”
So the wife held the shoe in the most obvious strategic location and ran down the road to a gas station where a dumbfounded mechanic stood outside.
“Help!”, she exclaimed, “my husband is stuck and I can’t get him out.
The mechanic looked at the shoe and said, “Lady, I’m a mechanic, not a surgeon.
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posted on
12/05/2018 7:06:46 AM PST
by
stinkerpot65
(Global warming is a Marxist lie.)
To: sodpoodle
Like the biker that wore a tee-shirt that said, on the back, “If You Can Read This, The Bitch Fell Off”. Bikers. What can I say.
To: sodpoodle
As my mentor, the Chairman of the Department of Neuropathology at a major US university, remarked, opening the weekly conference with the examination of the brain of a motorcycle accident victim: "It's highly improbable that someone who rides a motorcycle has a normal central nervous system to begin with..."
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posted on
12/05/2018 7:22:08 AM PST
by
Savage Beast
(Trump is by far the intellectual, moral, and spiritual superior of those who seek to destroy him.)
To: Red Badger
70 is pretty fast for a deer
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posted on
12/05/2018 7:24:33 AM PST
by
drjimmy
To: snoringbear
I’ve said for many years that deer are to motorcyclists what sharks are to surfers. I used to ride a lot and my number one concern was deer.
To: Red Badger
I hit a deer on the interstate in 1974 in my Pinto doing about 70.......................... Never knew a deer could run 70mph. I know Pinto's can't...
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posted on
12/05/2018 7:27:06 AM PST
by
rjsimmon
(The Tree of Liberty Thirsts)
To: drjimmy; rjsimmon
LOL!.......................The Highway Patrol trooper took the deer and put it in his trunk.....................
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posted on
12/05/2018 7:32:33 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
To: sodpoodle
Haha! Thanks for the laugh...
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posted on
12/05/2018 7:59:59 AM PST
by
ConsCA
To: sodpoodle
I was just past the Mississippi River into Missouri on 412 on my bike when I went thru an underpass where there was a large snake crossing the road and there was no way to avoid any part of it. I crossed it mid body that resulted in a bump and watched it in the rear mirror striking at the place where my bike crossed it. It would be hard to explain that I was bitten by a snake with me traveling in excess of 70mph.
To: lakecumberlandvet
i have one of those t-shirts. my late wife had one that read “i’m the bitch that fell off”
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posted on
12/05/2018 8:41:00 AM PST
by
camle
(keep and open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
To: sodpoodle
Thanks to all of you for the laughs. Cabin bound due to snow today here in N Nevada.
To: sodpoodle
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posted on
12/06/2018 6:50:57 AM PST
by
RandallFlagg
(Fact: Gun control laws kill innocents.)
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