I heard on the radio that all incoming Presidents have to present their funeral plans within a week of their inauguration.
0vomit plan:
Cavalry mounted on unicorns with rainbow flags, ballet performance by the special LGBT members of the military while Beyonce sings.
Clinton plan:
Pole dancers. More pole dancers.
Obami and Clintons will use the video of the Swiss long-distance tunnel celebration as a starting point.
Was discussed here a few days ago.
Very satanic.
haha!! pole dancers!