[BenLurkin]

No man. A "sample" is not enough. They gotta launch me intact, wearing a suit and tie, and clutching a leather briefcase to my chest.

[Sontagged]

I thought Musk was busy digging or pretending to dig huge underground tunnels in Los Angeles...

Where is all the equipment to do this, btw? Huge undertaking.

[a fool in paradise]

This was the plot of the end of the black comedy ‘The Loved One’, Terry Southern’s screenwriter followup to Dr. Strangelove...

[mass55th]

Will they still be voting Democrat by absentee ballot?

[PapaBear3625]

I can see a market for this. Especially after we perfect a small, solar-powered ion drive which could propel the remains out beyond the edge of the solar system.

[bubbacluck]

So they packed “everyone” into a four inch cube. What if your ashes are next to a liberal? Will the cube eventually explode in space?

[reed13k]

I used to tell friends that when I die I wanted to be shot into the sun. That way I could warm my loved ones... and give skin cancer to my enemies :-p

[bgill]

To the moon, Alice!

[Vermont Lt]

Oh, now we will have 4” cubes zipping around up there. Like there isn’t enough stuff up there.

[TalBlack]

Costs about 10,000.00 to have them buried in Brooklyn.