By looking at the size of your hand?
Oh, yeah...that’ll work.../s
No, but your digital devices can predict the effect of global warming on your love life
If you use Tinder you have a sex life and no love life.
I’m betting it won’t be long before these devices can and will summon the new US equivalent to the KGB secret political police for subversive speech upon which they will select from the following actions: 1. off you immediately 2. long prison sentence in solitary 3. lengthy stay in re-education camp
Wife: "You bast**d, you ruined my life!"
Husband: "I ruined YOUR life? All you do is eat, b**ch, and put on weight."
Alexa: "May I suggest more effective conversation? For example, Judith could have said: 'I have at times experienced stress about our relationship. Do you have any helpful suggestions?', and Robert could have responded: 'Why yes, dear. Let's have some coffee and talk about it.'"
Electronic mother-in-law.
I play a banjo. What is this thing called a ‘love life’ that everyone is talking about?
No way I would have one of these devices in my home...No way!!!!
That’s not creepy. Not creepy at all.