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To: Sarcasm Factory

o attract classic German cockroaches

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You know they are German?

Are they wearing little Nazi helmets?

Or are they speaking German.


114 posted on 12/01/2018 4:16:51 PM PST by Chickensoup (Never count on anyone, ever.)
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To: Chickensoup
They whisper German platitudes such as, "Kakerlaken werden Ihr Essen befallen, und Sie können sich übergeben." Of course, I know better than to admit this to anyone because then they'd try to have me committed. With my luck, the nuthouse would have roaches, and then I'd really go insane. O_o

BTW, don't be silly about Nazi helmets. Cockroaches don't have hands. They can't make helmets!

133 posted on 12/01/2018 5:23:57 PM PST by Sarcasm Factory
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To: Chickensoup
Hint:

German roaches invade, take over as a occupying force and and are only gone after a all out war against them is waged.

136 posted on 12/01/2018 5:51:42 PM PST by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's fore sure)
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