Posted on 12/01/2018 3:41:03 AM PST by Lazamataz
I’m pretty sure the author of this article is joking.
.... or *AM* I???
Good stuff, Laz. Thanks.
https://www.ted.com/talks/james_veitch_this_is_what_happens_when_you_reply_to_spam_email
Dear Mr. Mataz. I hope this email finds you well and comfortable and generally okey-dokey. And I hope you intend to stay that way.
The letter from your lawyer was forwarded it to my lawyer whom sent it on to his lawyer. It was decided to engage the help of some very kind and favored gentlemen who have helped and assisted financial problems such as this with firms and individuals like the Democratic national convention and a Mr. BJ and Mrs. HR Clinton. This very fine organization has had great success in transferring large sums of money in and out of the country. Unfortunately there have been some unsatisfied clients who have failed to cooperate. Seth Rich for example is not available for comment. There is hope and pray and trust that you will also not be an unsatisfied client.
Therefore it is hoped and requested that in order to get your $3.6 million we decided to set up a Go Fund Me Account for your simplicity.
Gofundmenowgoddamitorelse.com
Blessings on you and your goats.
Mrs Hakanawki.
I see a Dr Phil episode in this story........
Oh no! You mean I’m not going to get the gazillion dollars that I was promised? I am so ticked off. LOL
Seriously though if this is true, it is quite strange that no one wanted to accept his funds after his death. In my experience that’s all the relatives want. After, of course the requisite crying. LOL
Yes, we all certainly sure in the blame for this tragic loss. By the way, mv, you have got to be a mathatamation.
And Laz, I heard these commercials all the time about some business run by a guy named Laz. Are you sure you don’t live in Ottawa no sorry Chicago? I listen to it on my radio on my tablet it’s so funny whenever I hear that commercial I think of you. Thanks for posting your odd stories! Lol
#7
FB should be sued. They’re becoming common carriers and should not be allowed to post crap like that. I hope your dad is okay. Makes me happy that my dad could never figure out a computer may he rest in peace.
#7
I’m glad the bassturd offed himself.
After almost 6 years of exchanging emails with him and him assuring me the check would be in the mail by the end of the month I got suspicious.
Finally in October I realized he was scamming me when for the 44th time the check didn’t arrive.
You just can’t trust anyone anymore.
Next it will be Kenneth Copeland, Benny Henn, Joel Olstein, etc...That will commit suicide trying to give away their wealth.
Let’s ask our former president....
TC, I think this is one giant joke.:-) I hope you both have a great weekend. And by the way TC I don’t know what quarter it is but it sounds like you’ve been working a bit too hard. :-)
I’m going to start a go fund me page. Because I want someone to fund me. LOL
You gotta know then that anything that ole Latz posts should be taken with a heavy dose of salt... He is the FR resident crown prince of humour and general all around horn dog.
First, nobody reads articles before they post. Second yes it absolutely should be in breaking news.. LOL and I can say that without even having read the article. :-)
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