Posted on 11/28/2018 2:27:08 PM PST by sodpoodle
Lol.
sooo desu ne?
Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he’d just been run over by a train.
His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he’s walking with a limp.
“What happened to you?” asks Sean, the bartender.”
“Jamie O’Conner and me had a fight,” says Paddy.”
“That little shit, O’Conner,” says Sean, “He couldn’t do that to you, he must have had something in his hand.”
“That he did,” says Paddy, “a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin’ he gave me with it.” “Well,” says Sean, “you should have defended yourself, didn’t you have something in your hand?”
“That I did,” said Paddy. “Mrs. O’Conner’s left breast, and a ting of beauty it is too, but utterly useless in a fight.”
Ah...hahahahaaa...oh man. You’re so bad.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
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Zero.
(My kids’ learned that one while studying world history. Although not from their teacher!)
I’m going to borrow that one. lol.
Definition of an Irish queer:
A guy who prefers women to booze.
Good! (I thought I might get banned!)
Was in County Cork yesterday, visiting Midleton and the Jameson distillery.
Lovely country, lovely people.
Very nice. Have a great trip.
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