[umgud]

She could be ugly.

[Artemis Webb]

I am so courageous that I will take my chances.

[pingman]

What cliched the arrest was when she farted in his general direction. A man can only take so much abuse before he snaps!

[fortes fortuna juvat]

>>She could be ugly.<<

Yeah, but the officer wasn’t checking out her mug!