[lightman]

The Pennsylvania State Police Call of Honor:

"I am a Pennsylvania State Trooper, A Soldier of the Law. To me is entrusted the Honor of the Force. I must serve honestly, faithfully, and, if need be, lay down my life as others have done before me, rather than swerve from the path of duty. It is my duty to obey the law and enforce it without any consideration of class, color, creed, or condition. It is also my duty to be of service to anyone who may be in danger or distress, and at all times so conduct myself that the Honor of the Force may be upheld."

[dayglored]

Trooper: “Okay, okay, Lady, I see your point. Err, both points...”

[OftheOhio]

I have the same effect on women. I draw the line though when they start trying to buy me beers too, lol. I bonded with quite a few ladies in my old hometown, quite the festival.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

At least she “MADE A CLEAN BREAST of it!”.

I stole that from an old 1950s bawdy postcard. Remember those?

[Dacula]

I have been depressed all day, now I have something to perk me up.

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

Well, were they firm, young breasts or were they saggy baggies?

[sparklite2]

Dammit, Mom!

[bigbob]

I don’t think troopers should have exposed breasts while making arrests (Headline Police)

[ZOOKER]

Can't believe no one posted this

[Still Thinking]

That’s not taunting, it’s a legal procedure known as “posting bail”.

[SoCal Pubbie]

Good thing that officer nipped it in the bud!

[rlmorel]

If tits are taunts in restaurants
Then what are they in bed?
Cause if they are, then it ain't far
Till boobs can make you dead

[Lean-Right]

Did she have a CCB? Brandishing your
weapons is against the law....

[Repeat Offender]

Dear Penthouse,

You may not believe this, but one day while walking the beat.........