All true.
But dude, they’re 45 or 50 guys that I don’t personally know and never will and never have.
We root for a team because of their physical proximity.
I submit you and me and all other die hard fands are losers with no lives that have to live through other men that are in far better shape, far more wealthy, far more successful and get a lot more babes than we do :)
so we are ALL losers, and your avid love of the game and your home team puts you at the top of the list with me :)
now go get your Vaseline for the upcoming games today :)
ciao :)