Chuck Schumer’s daughter weds in Brooklyn - [lesbian 'wedding']

https://nypost.com ^ | 11/18/2018 | Aaron Feis

[heterosupremacist]

The brides wore white — but hazmat suits might have been better.

Alison Schumer, the younger of Sen. Chuck Schumer’s two daughters, married Elizabeth Weiland on Sunday in Brooklyn, with the couple posing for wedding photos on a bridge over the toxic Gowanus Canal.

[EinNYC]

You know, I could have lived quite contentedly without seeing this article and especially this picture of two perverted cows. Just DANG!

[ClearBlueSky]

Kaitlyn Bruce Jenner?

[odawg]

Schumer himself just does not feel comfortable coming out of the closet at this time. Maybe later.

[Baynative]

I hear a gay guy (maybe Anderson Cooper) say, "My husband" and I wondered if the other guy calls him the wife. There must be a process or protocol, I'd imagine.

(on second thought, I'd rather not)

[onedoug]

"Lift your chin, Fatty. No, no. The other one" --Stan Laurel, "A Yank At Oxford" (1938)

[BenLurkin]

From the article:

Alison Schumer, 29, is a six-figure product marketing manager at Facebook — which has donated about $50,000 to her Democratic Senate minority leader dad, a vocal defender of the social media titan on Capitol Hill.

[semaj]

Where’s the “HURL” alert?

[dwg2]

Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter. Woe to those who are wise in their own eyes and clever in their own sight. Isaiah 5:20-21

[RckyRaCoCo]

Anything “Schumer” = auto-hurl.

[Nifster]

A useless story

[gop4lyf]

Gay marriage is neither.

[JoeVet]

A Hitachi vibrator .....

[Catmom]

I hope the one on the right doesn’t sit on the other ones face or she’ll suffocate her.

[SMGFan]

When you wed on a bridge over Toxic Gowanus canal. ( what a name !) the rest of your life has to be better.

[Ouderkirk]

If on of my(s) kid ended up as a sodomite I would hang my head in shame.

This is a disgrace.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Beat me to it...

[ABN 505]

Whoever can kickstart the dildo gets dibs on the moniker “Husband”.

[VietVet876]

Sorry. Dinner entree choices at the reception included Purina and Eukanuba.

[1Old Pro]

Sickening

[B.O. Plenty]

bump....& means chuckie will not have legitimate grandchildren from these two...

...so sad...