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To: Simon Green

How can you tell which witch is which?

The real question is, “Is their a corresponding rise in the newt population?”!


13 posted on 11/18/2018 8:04:28 AM PST by Reily
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To: Reily
How can you tell which witch is which?

Logically...If she weight the same as a duck, she's made of wood, and therefore...a witch.


31 posted on 11/18/2018 8:40:43 AM PST by DoodleBob
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To: Reily

<<< The real question is, “Is their a corresponding rise in the newt population?”! >>>

They get better....


34 posted on 11/18/2018 8:42:55 AM PST by M1903A1 ("We shed all that is good and virtuous for that which is shoddy and sleazy...and call it progress")
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To: Reily
How can you tell which witch is which?

The preferred method is to tie a stone to them and throw them in a pond. If they float they are a witch, if they sink well, I guess they were okay.

There is the possibility that if they float they could be a duck but that theory had been disproven through settled science.

46 posted on 11/18/2018 9:04:09 AM PST by usurper ( version)
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