Don’t mean to get in to personal details but you do realize he might be eating all those watermelons for you, right?
Is that some sort of Old Wives enlarged prostate cure? LOL!
Ever been to a Watermelon Roast? You and your friends build a big bon fire on the edge of the woods. Put a watermelon in the fire, and when it explodes, everyone runs into the woods to ‘get a piece!’
Ba-Dump-Dump. *TISH* :)