What if your hair is naturally gone from your head and you get a goatee?
Still no good?
Cause i’m tellin ya, i’m 50 and it’s getting mighty thin on top, and thick in the middle :(
Was the opposite many moons ago. :(
[[it’s getting mighty thin on top,]]
Get a facial tattoo, people won’t even notice you’re going bald then
O r eat stinky Limburger and onion cheese sammiches, and people won’t even bother noticing your scalp=- they’ll be too busy wiping tears from their eyes