To: sodpoodle
My post was purely fiction, but some days....
As any parent can tell ya, there are days when you wish there was a return policy.
To: Responsibility2nd
****My post was purely fiction****
and it was funny
6 posted on
11/09/2018 2:06:56 PM PST by
sodpoodle
(Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
To: Responsibility2nd
Birthday card from my sister to my Dad:
FRONT: Dad, when I was growing up, running away from home often seemed the best option.
INSIDE: But you never did. Thank you for staying.
7 posted on
11/09/2018 2:08:35 PM PST by
CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC
("Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt" - Pr. Herbert Hoover)
To: Responsibility2nd
“As any parent can tell ya, there are days when you wish there was a return policy.”
I tried that at the hospital about 2 years after my son was born. They laughed and said that I needed to take a number.
13 posted on
11/09/2018 3:35:49 PM PST by
Ancesthntr
("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt, The Weapons Shops of Isher)
To: Responsibility2nd
you wish there was a return policy A few days after my second son was born, my first son, who was about 2-1/2, said, "Can we take Tom back to the hospital now? I've decided I don't want a brother."
17 posted on
11/09/2018 6:16:49 PM PST by
Tax-chick
("Kindness and truth shall meet." Ps. 85:10)
To: Responsibility2nd
"As any parent can tell ya, there are days when you wish there was a return policy."
Ha, ha.... When my daughter was in high school, she would get mad and run up to her room and slam her bedroom door as hard as she could close it. After the first few times, I told her that if I heard her slam her door I would take the door off the hinges for two days. For her junior year in high school, her door leaned against the wall more than it swung from its hinges. She is now married and is a school teacher.
18 posted on
11/09/2018 6:28:45 PM PST by
fini
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