Just Empty Every Pocket - Jeep.
During an Army war exercise-game, an officer’s Jeep got stuck in the mud. The officer saw some men lounging around nearby and asked them to help him get unstuck.
“Sorry sir,” said one of the loafers, “but we’ve been classified dead and the umpire said we couldn’t contribute in any way.”
The officer turned to his driver with an evil smile and said, “Go drag a couple of those dead bodies over here and throw them under the wheels to give us some traction.”
Okay, I’m stealing that!
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain in the French Foreign Legion pulling and tugging on a camel, but the camel won’t budge.The woman stops and says, “Captain! Do you need some help with the camel?”The legionarie tells her the camel won’t budge but she’s welcome to try. The reporter gets out of the jeep, takes two bricks from the back and POW... smashes the camel’s testicles with the bricks. The camel makes a terrible noise and runs off into the desert.The captain drops his pants and says, “Great! Do me next, I’ve got to catch that son of a ....
Jeeps are for when dating your sister is not enough.
Great job
Gave me a big ole grin
Thanksp