England: 49-Year-Old-Grandmother Shoots Home Invader with Crossbow
Man Shoots Himself in Chest With Crossbow While Hunting
Not THAT is a tractor story!
Have a little plan Stan,
Just drop off the key Lee,
and set yourself free!
The suspect is lodged in the Oceana County Jail but has not yet been arraigned.
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“Lodged” sounds so nice. I wonder if there’s a mint on the pillow.
No wonder she divorced him! He’s out of his cotton-pickin’ mind. The ex-wife needs a restraining order like last week.
Sometimes they work. Better than nothing. She also needs her own crossbow, maybe a pink one.
About thirty six years ago a cop in Tulsa murdered his wife with a crossbow.
I am just going to take a wild guess that alcohol played a role in this situation.
“The male subject then fled the scene on that same tractor.”
Intersting mode of transportation to say the least.........Also, once again, just glad it’s not Florida this time. :)
Never bring a crossbow...
I can see why she divorced the nut.