Your proposal is going into the dead letter bin unless you have a trannie on board. Get a midget, too. Midgets are worth lots of points.
I know how to write grant proposals that get funded. Send me a $168,000 retainer fee and I can guarantee your success.
Me too, I think my other granddaughter is part minority, and my wife is at least 1/24th American Indian (Penobscot). And, I wrote proposals too, so ….