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The Rabbit of Caerbannog

The Cave of Caerbannog is the home of the Legendary Black Beast of Arrrghhh (named for the last utterance of anyone who ever saw it).

It is guarded by a monster which is initially unknown.

King Arthur and his knights are led to the cave by Tim the Enchanter and find that they must face this guardian beast.

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Tim verbally paints a picture of a terrible monster with "nasty, big, pointy teeth!", so terrifying that Sir Robin soils his armour at the mere description.

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When the guardian appears to be an innocuous white rabbit, surrounded by the bones of the fallen, Arthur and his knights no longer take it seriously.

Ignoring Tim's warnings ("a vicious streak a mile wide!"), King Arthur orders Bors to chop the rabbit's head off.

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Bors confidently approaches it, sword drawn, and is immediately decapitated by the rabbit biting clean through his neck, to the sound of a can opener.

Despite their initial shock, Sir Robin soiling his armor again, and Tim's loud scoffing, the knights attack in force.

But the rabbit injures several of the knights and kills Gawain and Ector with ease.

The knights themselves have no hope of killing or injuring the rabbit.

Arthur panics and shouts for the knights to "Run away!".

Knowing they cannot risk attacking again, they try to find another way to defeat the beast. The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch is ultimately used to kill the rabbit and allow the quest to proceed.

2 posted on 11/02/2018 12:10:36 PM PDT by ETL (Obama-Hillary, REAL Russia collusion! Uranium-One Deal, Missile Defense, Iran Deal, Nukes: Click ETL)
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To: ETL

Oh, man...I needed a laugh! Thank you...anything with a Grail reference picks me up!


19 posted on 11/02/2018 12:36:54 PM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists: They believe in the "Invisible Hand" only when it is guided by government.)
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To: ETL
and Tim's loud scoffing,

"Oh it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it!?"

24 posted on 11/02/2018 12:53:16 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Get in the Spirit! The Spirit of '76!)
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To: ETL

So ironic that Tim the Enchanter could shoot fire and blow things up with his staff but not the rabbit.

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39 posted on 11/02/2018 1:21:07 PM PDT by infool7 (Observe, Orient, Pray, Decide, Act!(it's an OOPDA loop))
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To: ETL

One of my favorite movies of all time!


58 posted on 11/02/2018 6:57:52 PM PDT by wjcsux (The hyperventilating of the left means we are winning! (Tagline courtesy of Laz.))
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