[Swordmaker]

Apple iOS devices can be killed dead, dead, dead, by a leak of Helium gas. . . not so with Android devices. Hospital worker discovers strange epidemic of dead iPhones and iPads during the installation of a new MRI machine when it developed a leak in the Helium venting of its cryogenic cooling system leaking Helium into the hospital atmosphere. The Helium atoms invaded the system clocks of the iOS devices causing the run faster and faster until the devices completely crashed. Android devices do not use the same type of system clock and are not susceptible to this type of crashing. Word to the wise, don't fill Helium balloons while using iOS devices! —PING!

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[SunkenCiv]

Helium is such a male privilege / sexist word. The element should be called Shelium.