Good grief, not another reboot!! Stop!!!!
Five “Pirates of the Carribean” were too much for me. Only the first one in the series and the fourth one (”On Stranger Tides”) had plots you could actually kind of follow. The other three movies had plots that were so muddled with silly complicated action scenes and nonsense dialogue, it was hard to tell what the h*** was going on.
I liked “On Stranger Tides” the best because it was about the pirates/English(including Ian McShane as Blackbeard) and the Spanish Armada (all dressed in black and sporting large crucifixes) were both going after the Fountain of Youth.
When the Spanish finally arrived at the Fountain (marching and holding large banners with crucifix crosses on them), the Spanish commander declared “Only God can grant eternal life, not this pagan water.”
Then he ordered his men to tear down the fountain, and the Spanish soldiers pulled it down with ropes. Then the Spanish soldiers crossed themselves and marched back to their ships. I’m Roman Catholic, so I absolutely loved this scene LOL.
Hey, sometimes you have to hand it to the Catholics, they don’t mess around when it comes to certain things. :0)
I liked the ‘We’re invisible!’ scene..................
It seemed like some of the pictures were just pointless filler. They had a franchise and wanted to exploit it, so they just threw something together and called it a movie.