1. Die Hard => Lie Hard.
2. Dirty Harry => Dirty **ssy.
3. The Terminator => The Tamponater.
4. Dr. No => Dr. No, Not Tonight.
5. First Blood => First Menstrual Blood.
6. Gladiator => Sadiator.
7. Lethal Weapon => Lethal Look.
8. Rocky => Rocky Road Ice Cream.
9. 300 => 300 Screaming Harpies.
10. Goodfellas => Fellas Are Bad, Every Last One Of Them
11. Fight Club => Domestic Violence Club.
Second belly laugh of the day, you are definitely on your game this morning.
The male testosteronic reply to these p**sy titled movies might be:
Thelma and Louise>>> Elmer and Ruiz.
The road trip could be a drive down the Trans Pacific highway from Alaska to Chile, imagine the variety of poon-tang involved! And shooting and scamming rich feminists all the way!
At the end of the movie they could drive off a cliff at lands end in South America, while hallucinating about penguins in Antarctica.
Baby Face Nelson = Baby Voice Nelson