Posted on 10/28/2018 4:27:04 AM PDT by vannrox
My wife made me go to the movies a few weeks ago. She wanted to see a film called “Crazy Rich Asians” (I think that was the title). The movie really sucked, but she loved it. I looked up the reviews for it afterward and it turns out that most women really like this movie. This is what drives the feminists crazy. They hate that women like to go see sappy romantic comedies where the people get married and live happily ever after.
Done right it might actually be good.
I do not condone using mind altering drug when posting on this forum.
There isn’t some porn parody of it out there so the classic can be left alone.
I like all of those movies except for the last two.
Anyway, give them time and those movies will be destroyed as well. The march towards destruction will continue.
And the ultimate feminist remake: The Passion of the Christ
There was an episode in the old series called Toni’s Boys that was going to be a spinoff. It had Barbara Stanwyck as a plus but that was probably it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVEZHtd-6dQ
I’m personally tired of the gender bending kick that LA seems locked on...
Renamed as "Saving Ryan's Privates."
1. Die Hard => Lie Hard.
2. Dirty Harry => Dirty **ssy.
3. The Terminator => The Tamponater.
4. Dr. No => Dr. No, Not Tonight.
5. First Blood => First Menstrual Blood.
6. Gladiator => Sadiator.
7. Lethal Weapon => Lethal Look.
8. Rocky => Rocky Road Ice Cream.
9. 300 => 300 Screaming Harpies.
10. Goodfellas => Fellas Are Bad, Every Last One Of Them
11. Fight Club => Domestic Violence Club.
How about you spoiled children get off your phony entitlement high horse and go create something yourself and stop bothering people? Geesh.
Wasn’t the re-do of Charlie’s Angels good enough?
Christmas Vacation or A Christmas Story is on our annual agenda.
Cause it worked real good with Ghostbusters...
Die, ... hardly.
People will go to see it, only to see how badly it sucks compared to the original.
I suspect this would be every bit as successful as “Ball Busters,” the embarrassingly bad all-female remake of “Ghostbusters.”
This’ll go over like a fart in church, on a sweltering Sunday morning.
Oh heck no. Didn’t we already have a bland remake of Die Hard with the Rock called Skyscraper?
Plus, what real woman wants an “all female” remake of anything? I want to see men in my movies.
Second belly laugh of the day, you are definitely on your game this morning.
The male testosteronic reply to these p**sy titled movies might be:
Thelma and Louise>>> Elmer and Ruiz.
The road trip could be a drive down the Trans Pacific highway from Alaska to Chile, imagine the variety of poon-tang involved! And shooting and scamming rich feminists all the way!
At the end of the movie they could drive off a cliff at lands end in South America, while hallucinating about penguins in Antarctica.
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