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Caption time: Caption this awkward photo of Jeff Sessions
Daily UK ^ | 26 OCT 18 | dcbryan1

Posted on 10/26/2018 2:42:46 PM PDT by DCBryan1

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To: Responsibility2nd
It obvious. Mr. Attorney General was deflating.

And there is only one remedy for that.

Related image

41 posted on 10/26/2018 3:03:28 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: DCBryan1

Wray: “Officer, would you please hit ctrl-alt-delete to reboot Jeff.”


42 posted on 10/26/2018 3:04:32 PM PDT by Flick Lives
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To: Para-Ord.45

"I beg your pardon?"

43 posted on 10/26/2018 3:05:04 PM PDT by ExGeeEye (For dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.)
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To: DCBryan1

Lights up when the word “Rod” is spoken. Fits perfectly into standard-sized Christmas stockings!

Yours for only $9.99. Free shipping!

Order NOW to receive by Christmas!


44 posted on 10/26/2018 3:06:16 PM PDT by Right-wing Librarian
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To: DCBryan1

Lights up when the word “Rod” is spoken. Fits perfectly into standard-sized Christmas stockings!

Yours for only $9.99. Free shipping!

Order NOW to receive by Christmas!


45 posted on 10/26/2018 3:06:17 PM PDT by Right-wing Librarian
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To: DCBryan1

]Silent Assassin[


46 posted on 10/26/2018 3:07:52 PM PDT by aj2me (Gershom)
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To: DCBryan1

Waiting for the Elfin Magic to kick in...


47 posted on 10/26/2018 3:11:07 PM PDT by nevermorelenore ( If My people will pray ....)
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To: shelterguy

Is it cardboard cutout?


No.
Sessions is a real human and all of us are cardboard cutouts with tiny microchip implanted memories making us have a delusion that we have lived human lives up to now. We have not. Sessions created us to cope with the boredom of recusal.


48 posted on 10/26/2018 3:12:03 PM PDT by frank ballenger ('"End vote fraud,noncitizens & illegals voting & leftist media news censorship or we're finished.)
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To: DCBryan1

I am now in Sing-Sing.


49 posted on 10/26/2018 3:13:11 PM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham ("God is a spirit, and man His means of walking on the earth.")
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To: DCBryan1

Sessions:”You call me an elf again and I’ll take you into my big tree trunk and beat the hell out of you.”


50 posted on 10/26/2018 3:14:22 PM PDT by frank ballenger ('"End vote fraud,noncitizens & illegals voting & leftist media news censorship or we're finished.)
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To: shelterguy

CRUSH, KILL, DESTROY. The white house has its very own flat jeffry


51 posted on 10/26/2018 3:15:12 PM PDT by ronnie raygun
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To: DCBryan1

First inductee in the new Disney Hall of Wall


52 posted on 10/26/2018 3:16:01 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
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To: DCBryan1

Sessions:
I was a US Senator. Great gig. Why did I become AG? What was I thinking? Can I get a re-do?


53 posted on 10/26/2018 3:18:30 PM PDT by frank ballenger ('"End vote fraud,noncitizens & illegals voting & leftist media news censorship or we're finished.)
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To: DCBryan1

a Madame Tussaud moment.


54 posted on 10/26/2018 3:18:32 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi - Monthly Donors Rock!!!)
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To: DCBryan1

Call me Jeff - just don’t call me William!!!!


55 posted on 10/26/2018 3:21:00 PM PDT by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Does that mean call Stormy Daniels?

Since the level of propriety here has been set at naught (Jane Austen quote) here is an old line from a Kurt Vonnegut novel:

The bomb went off in the building next door and scared him half out of his secretary.


56 posted on 10/26/2018 3:23:19 PM PDT by frank ballenger ('"End vote fraud,noncitizens & illegals voting & leftist media news censorship or we're finished.)
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To: DCBryan1

“I’ve just recused myself from consciousness.”


57 posted on 10/26/2018 3:23:38 PM PDT by fwdude (Forget the Catechism, the RCC's real doctrine is what they allow with impunity.)
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To: Zathras

Wow, haven’t heard that one in a while.


58 posted on 10/26/2018 3:26:41 PM PDT by null and void (Don't argue with the keyboard warriors. They know their delusions better than you.)
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To: DCBryan1

I was too cheap to buy extra-strength Depends. Darn.


59 posted on 10/26/2018 3:28:56 PM PDT by o-n-money (We should rename California to Newer Mexico.)
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To: DCBryan1

...and I WAS going to wear my brown suit.


60 posted on 10/26/2018 3:30:04 PM PDT by o-n-money (We should rename California to Newer Mexico.)
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