add to the list;)
1 posted on
10/25/2018 8:55:42 AM PDT by
sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Why is being ‘Knocked up’ not the opposite of ‘Knocked down’?
2 posted on
10/25/2018 9:17:36 AM PDT by
sjmjax
To: sodpoodle
3 posted on
10/25/2018 9:18:18 AM PDT by
libertylover
(Despite government propaganda, I know the difference between a boy and a girl.)
To: sodpoodle
MOM upside down is WOW
AND
spelled the same either way. Said BOB
4 posted on
10/25/2018 9:19:49 AM PDT by
xrmusn
((6/98)""Politicians should wear uniforms-like Nascar drivers-- to ID their Corporate Sponsors")
To: sodpoodle
5 posted on
10/25/2018 9:25:35 AM PDT by
Fiddlstix
(Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: sodpoodle
Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes75-100 years to fully work.
Scientists have discovered that saliva causes cancer, but only when taken in small doses over a long period of time ...
George Carlin
6 posted on
10/25/2018 9:36:20 AM PDT by
BlueLancer
(Orchides Forum Trahite - Cordes Et Mentes Veniant)
To: sodpoodle
Definition: Wasted Effort - 1. the early bird landing on AstroTurf. 2. Asking who the best man is at a nudist wedding.
7 posted on
10/25/2018 10:29:51 AM PDT by
Sergio
(An object at rest cannot be stopped! - The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight)
To: sodpoodle
If you’re in a car driving at the speed of light and turn on your headlights, can you see?
How do you ride a menstral cycle?
8 posted on
10/25/2018 10:31:14 AM PDT by
Keyhopper
(Indians had bad immigration laws)
To: sodpoodle
A man, a plan, a canal, Panama!
Reads the same forwards and backwards.
9 posted on
10/25/2018 10:54:19 AM PDT by
hanamizu
To: sodpoodle
We put our garments into a suitcase but our suits into a garment bag.
Thank you, George Carlin
12 posted on
10/25/2018 3:15:13 PM PDT by
DNME
(The only solution to a BAD guy with a gun is a GOOD guy with a gun.)
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