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1 posted on 10/25/2018 8:55:42 AM PDT by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Why is being ‘Knocked up’ not the opposite of ‘Knocked down’?


2 posted on 10/25/2018 9:17:36 AM PDT by sjmjax
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To: sodpoodle

cute


3 posted on 10/25/2018 9:18:18 AM PDT by libertylover (Despite government propaganda, I know the difference between a boy and a girl.)
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To: sodpoodle

MOM upside down is WOW
AND
spelled the same either way. Said BOB


4 posted on 10/25/2018 9:19:49 AM PDT by xrmusn ((6/98)""Politicians should wear uniforms-like Nascar drivers-- to ID their Corporate Sponsors")
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To: sodpoodle

LOL! Bookmark!


5 posted on 10/25/2018 9:25:35 AM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: sodpoodle
Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes75-100 years to fully work.

Scientists have discovered that saliva causes cancer, but only when taken in small doses over a long period of time ...

George Carlin

6 posted on 10/25/2018 9:36:20 AM PDT by BlueLancer (Orchides Forum Trahite - Cordes Et Mentes Veniant)
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To: sodpoodle

Definition: Wasted Effort - 1. the early bird landing on AstroTurf. 2. Asking who the best man is at a nudist wedding.


7 posted on 10/25/2018 10:29:51 AM PDT by Sergio (An object at rest cannot be stopped! - The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight)
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To: sodpoodle

If you’re in a car driving at the speed of light and turn on your headlights, can you see?
How do you ride a menstral cycle?


8 posted on 10/25/2018 10:31:14 AM PDT by Keyhopper (Indians had bad immigration laws)
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To: sodpoodle

A man, a plan, a canal, Panama!

Reads the same forwards and backwards.


9 posted on 10/25/2018 10:54:19 AM PDT by hanamizu
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To: sodpoodle

We put our garments into a suitcase but our suits into a garment bag.

Thank you, George Carlin


12 posted on 10/25/2018 3:15:13 PM PDT by DNME (The only solution to a BAD guy with a gun is a GOOD guy with a gun.)
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