[Maceman]

I drink almond milk instead of cow milk. But it’s also white. So does that make me a racist?

Also, mother’s milk is white - so does that mean all breast-fed babies are racists too?

And when brown and black mothers breast feed, isn’t their milk also white? So are those non-white mothers guilty of cultural appropriation?

I’m so confused!

[Mr. Blond]

It’s not the color, it’s that lactose tolerance is an evolutionary trait developed by Europeans, but not so much in Africans.

[ridesthemiles]

Are you positive that isn’t cow milk FLAVORED with almonds?

I was raised on a dairy farm.

Milking Cows was hard work—especially when the power went out & he had to milk by hand.

I cannot even IMAGINE milking an almond.